I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

gingbat:

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

Shoutout to the time I became an atheist at age 9 bc I searched porn on the family desktop and didn’t know how to clear cookies and when I prayed for god to help me nothing happened

mediumsizedboy:

sweethoneysempai:

mediumsizedboy:

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and

Rest in Fucking Pease…

bug: hi
me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

‘Temporary’ Names

rosexknight:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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This is my favorite cat post

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